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[HOOD]-RynDog: I haven't talked to him in along time, though I see him on Steam from time to time.
Oct 5, 2018 15:39:16 GMT
[HOOD]-somecallmeTim: Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Dec 9, 2016 19:02:39 GMT
[HOOD]-RynDog: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. It's a hardware problem.
Dec 7, 2016 19:13:44 GMT
[HOOD]-somecallmeTim: The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Dec 6, 2016 16:09:49 GMT
[HOOD]-RynDog: In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
Nov 27, 2016 2:19:07 GMT
[HOOD]-somecallmeTim: How do you get a one armed man down from a flagpole? . . . . . wave.
Nov 25, 2016 19:49:01 GMT
[HOOD]-somecallmeTim: 4 percent of lost remotes are found in the fridge or freezer, and 2 percent turn up somewhere outdoors or in the car.
Nov 23, 2016 22:46:12 GMT
[HOOD]-RynDog: I named my hard drive "dat ass" so once a month my computer asks if I want to 'back dat ass up'.
Nov 23, 2016 15:01:01 GMT
[HOOD]-RynDog: Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year, not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number?
Nov 23, 2016 14:58:42 GMT
[HOOD]-kyoto: WHEN CHUCK NORRIS DIES HIS TOMBSTONE WONT SAY RIP IT WILL SAY BRB
Nov 23, 2016 5:15:10 GMT
[HOOD]-Ted-Ebay: My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
Nov 21, 2016 21:33:58 GMT
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[HOOD]-RynDog: How do you make a Kleenex dance ..... Put a little boogie in it!
Nov 21, 2016 14:41:19 GMT
[HOOD]-kyoto: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Nov 21, 2016 0:56:22 GMT
[HOOD]-kyoto: I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Nov 21, 2016 0:56:07 GMT